Don't be a retard, and don't buy retard things. Ideally you want the best bang for your buck.
Laptops
- Used Thinkpads - The best bang for your buck
- Huawei Matebook D - Great if you don't give a fuck
- LG Gram - A small laptop with battery that doesn't suck
- Dell XPS/Dell Latitude - Made with the materials of a truck
- Eulektroniks - Made by people who eat ducks
